Well Im back! It has been at almost 3 months since I last blogged. It takes a lot of time and committment to blog. So let me catch you up:
Christmas was cool, no yule, no tree, no monee - I had to wrap up a lot of my daughters old
presents that she had never opened - that actually worked out!! Yayy for packrats!
New Years was New Years - Mariah Carey looked....fit.
January 22 - I started a new position with the FOB - very interesting work.
February - My husband once again sent me my valentine via cell phone - he is so sweet! He baked me a cookie shaped like a heart - chocolate chip!
And thats all for now!
Monday, February 18, 2008
Sunday, November 25, 2007
The Nag Diaries 1.4 or something
So, I got mad at my hubby and threatened to throw away the PS2.
I don't care I am just fed up with that electronic husband stealer!!
Ok so when my hub asked to buy it I said in all cheesiness - sure baby go ahead. Mind you, I had only been married for approximately 27 days and I was still in a honeymoon euphoric coma.......
I snapped out of that after almost three months of PS2 domination. Every time I came home my husband rush to the stupid PS2. I would leave the room for about two minutes and come back to some sniper video game. Then he has the audacity to throw little hints at me like "look honey, the PS3 is $399 now!" - as if I care???
Oh but wait, he did buy me my Nintendo DS for my birthday - that was really sweet - I have never had a hand held game before. He even put pretty sparkly sticky thingys on it to spell my nickname.
Then I realized that he might have bought this for me to run interference for when he is playing his PS2! Ya think??!
Oh yeah, he also bought me Twisted Metal.......a game that I LOVE but I am a word game girl - I don't get all excited playing Assault assassin or TKOing a fighter, DXing another wrestler or anything like that. I LIKE ANAGRAMS! And making words out of different letters......and puzzles........trivia.........you know wannabe nerd stuff cause I am NOT a nerd.
I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK!!!
So to the makers of ALL the game consoles - Are you guys married???? I mean I know Bill Gates is married but we never see her anyway.....so that doesn't count. But seriously......how do your wives deal with hours of video game play and attention to the wife??
That's ok, I have a remedy for that......my own version of a game console...........its called Intercourse Assassin.
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I don't care I am just fed up with that electronic husband stealer!!
Ok so when my hub asked to buy it I said in all cheesiness - sure baby go ahead. Mind you, I had only been married for approximately 27 days and I was still in a honeymoon euphoric coma.......
I snapped out of that after almost three months of PS2 domination. Every time I came home my husband rush to the stupid PS2. I would leave the room for about two minutes and come back to some sniper video game. Then he has the audacity to throw little hints at me like "look honey, the PS3 is $399 now!" - as if I care???
Oh but wait, he did buy me my Nintendo DS for my birthday - that was really sweet - I have never had a hand held game before. He even put pretty sparkly sticky thingys on it to spell my nickname.
Then I realized that he might have bought this for me to run interference for when he is playing his PS2! Ya think??!
Oh yeah, he also bought me Twisted Metal.......a game that I LOVE but I am a word game girl - I don't get all excited playing Assault assassin or TKOing a fighter, DXing another wrestler or anything like that. I LIKE ANAGRAMS! And making words out of different letters......and puzzles........trivia.........you know wannabe nerd stuff cause I am NOT a nerd.
I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK!!!
So to the makers of ALL the game consoles - Are you guys married???? I mean I know Bill Gates is married but we never see her anyway.....so that doesn't count. But seriously......how do your wives deal with hours of video game play and attention to the wife??
That's ok, I have a remedy for that......my own version of a game console...........its called Intercourse Assassin.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Ode to my Husband.....
Sometimes I miss you
Sometimes you miss me
Other times I just want to watch TV
Comic book readings
and video game scores
Who woulda thought
I could be such a bore
I am a lovesick puppy
lapping up your syrup of love
the end.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Bloggedy, blog, blog
this is my official I have nothing to blog about blog. So sue me. I listened to Kid Kraddick this morning - Taylors' leaving the show (hope they have a DJ contest - Im all over it!). I tried to call in for the "What is that?" contest but alas - I could not get through! I miss my hubby .........People put out their sexiest man issue - Matt Damon - ????? I dont know about him but he was kinda sexy in the Bourne Identity in a amnesiatic way - so vulnerable - just dont pull a gun on em. Isaiah Washingtons short run on Bionic Woman is officially over - shot to the gut. Jenny Garth is still on Dancing With the Stars (????). Ambriel got voted off (for the second time) on ANTM and they are going to China.
It took about 10 shots just to get this one picture
- yuck! I am NO top model but I think Im cute.....
this is what happens when you are bored at work - the bathroom stall becomes your modeling studio.
NO, NO, NO!
Cause we're a family...
My daughter has been acting strange lately. She lost her homework two days in a row, she has been whining and babyish. I think she is imitating someone in her class. I hate that!! I am really considering setting up my little Chevy Malibu with in-dash cameras. My husband is hilarious! It reminds me of those Sonic commercials with the husband and wife........
My brother has decided that he really does not like to study and he wants to be a "vegenarian" not my words but his. I know he is just goofing off but you can use a word for so long that it becomes part of your vocabulary - hence the word "blog". And that is it for today. Can't all be exciting.
Lata!
Thorns with Grace
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Nag Diaries 1.3
Soooo, it is after 6pm and I am at home with my family. I dont understand it but my husband........is acting weird. He is doing things he wouldn't usually do, being super understanding, offering his services without being asked.......Im like astounded. I went to my new members orientation this past weekend and the orientation leader spoke briefly on marriage. She referenced praying over your husband and set up the scenario of "anointing your husbands head with oil but make him think you are just massaging his head" - I thought that was funny. Rubbing my honeys bald head with oil - he will definately know something is up.
Back to the subject - my husband may not do everything that I do and how I do it but he makes an effort. Women sometimes expect the man they marry to immediately change because we have changed but this is not so. I mentioned "male years" in another blog and I believe this is tied into spirituality. A man that has a right relationship with God can be made wise in time.
So I am going to be more patient, more appreciative, more understanding and more loving. He deserves it - and he looks good in boxer briefs!!
Back to the subject - my husband may not do everything that I do and how I do it but he makes an effort. Women sometimes expect the man they marry to immediately change because we have changed but this is not so. I mentioned "male years" in another blog and I believe this is tied into spirituality. A man that has a right relationship with God can be made wise in time.
So I am going to be more patient, more appreciative, more understanding and more loving. He deserves it - and he looks good in boxer briefs!!
The Nag Diaries 1.3
Soooo, it is after 6pm and I am at home with my family. I dont understand it but my husband........is acting weird. He is doing things he wouldn't usually do, being super understanding, offering his services without being asked.......Im like astounded. I went to my new members orientation this past weekend and the orientation leader spoke briefly on marriage. She referenced praying over your husband and set up the scenario of "anointing your husbands head with oil but make him think you are just massaging his head" - I thought that was funny. Rubbing my honeys bald head with oil - he will definately know something is up.
Back to the subject - my husband may not do everything that I do and how I do it but he makes an effort. Women sometimes expect the man they marry to immediately change because we have changed but this is not so. I mentioned "male years" in another blog and I believe this is tied into spirituality. A man that has a right relationship with God can be made wise in time.
So I am going to be more patient, more appreciative, more understanding and more loving. He deserves it - and he looks good in boxer briefs!!
Back to the subject - my husband may not do everything that I do and how I do it but he makes an effort. Women sometimes expect the man they marry to immediately change because we have changed but this is not so. I mentioned "male years" in another blog and I believe this is tied into spirituality. A man that has a right relationship with God can be made wise in time.
So I am going to be more patient, more appreciative, more understanding and more loving. He deserves it - and he looks good in boxer briefs!!
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